The STTPML [in the name Nobel of like in Economics–a fake Nobel] “Nobel” Prize for Chutzpah
We at STTPML have a little contest we thought we would bring out for the readers to share and hopefully submit their own nominees.
“Chutzpah” a Yiddish word for shear nerve, grandiosity, unfounded certitude, brashness and other such traits and behavior. One common example is:
“Someone who murders his parents then pleads to the Court for mercy on the grounds that he is an orphan.”
The FBI [part of the “Justice Department] Headquarters Building named after J. Edgar Hoover [a serial denier of Justice and promoter of Injustice to so many,among so many other things…]
A Shelter for Battered Women named after Ted Bundy the serial killer.
A Center for the Memory and Preservation of Jewish History named after Himmler.
Here of course is the example of Chutzpah that is a common meme in the culture and not just on the Right. Getting and accepting a Nobel Prize for Peace (in this case for “potential” to pursue peace) while prosecuting wider special operations and having your own kill list.
In this case, this is not the first American president with both a Nobel Prize for Peace and a kill list: Teddy Roosevelt has that “honor”. Only TR, a vile anti-Semite, racist, war monger, imperialist and white supremacist among other proclivities, the first American, let alone American president, to get the Nobel Peace Prize, guess what he got it for? Not for “potential”. TR got it for supposedly being a neutral and good-faith negotiator between Russia and Japan in the Russo-Japanese War of 1905. Instead, he was cutting a private deal with the Japanese Government, and Emperor, to the partition of Asia into Japanese and U.S. spheres of influence and assert and defend a kind of “monroe Doctrine” for Asia. See for example:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imperial_Cruise
Nominee Number One: For being nominated, being selected, accepting and touting the Nobel Prize For Peace, openly granted by the Nobel Committee not for deeds and achievements in the cause of peace, but for some etherial “potential” all while legitimating, expanding and prosecuting the war at levels that would have been a wet dream for the Bush administration (compound chutzpah 4 times):
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CANDIDATE NUMBER TWO FOR THE STTPML [FAKE]”NOBEL” FOR CHUTZPAH
As we at STTPML are all veterans and/or were in government service, since some of us held (never betrayed) security clearances, some high level, this one is one of our real favorites.
Imagine, someone having their wife and mistress anywhere near each other. Not only that, the wife and mistress are in the same building. No it gets even better; they are in the same room, sitting in the same row but not next to each other. Was the meeting open and the mistress and wife wound up each not knowing who the other was? No, this meeting was very private and highly secure: It was a ceremony following the appointment of the one with so much chutzpah, the husband to the wife, and mister to the mistress (between a mister and a mattress) as director of the CIA. And to top it all off, the wife and mistress know each other, but neither the wife, nor the CIA that just made him director, with the highest level security clearance, knows the real relationship between the mistress and the mister except them: